How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Rick santorum

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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