A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Your Mom!!!

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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