- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Guess what? You guessed it.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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