- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

An Asian person drove home safely.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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