What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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everyone dislike this

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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