- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

If you were a cactus, why?

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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