A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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