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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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