- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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