It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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you suck

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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