- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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