- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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