What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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