I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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You see how lame this is?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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