- Anti Joke

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)