- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

whats a willy? -brock

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Do u take sugar?

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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