WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Health food.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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