- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

brian mcgee is gay!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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