why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Wigan.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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this is not a joke. jks

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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