Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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The Christian Bible.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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