- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

u jelly?

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

men, men like men= men+bed

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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