- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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