two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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