- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

The Game

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Okay, one second.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What's big and messy? A big mess

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

civil rights

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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