A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Romans rights.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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