Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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who ever is reading this....

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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