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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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