Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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shauns beautiful

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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