What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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what happens every day? People die

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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