Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Poop

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( . Y . )

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You

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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