- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

He walked in a bar

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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