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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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