- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

"knock knock" "Come in"

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