A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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