What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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The person below me is weird.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Anti Joke

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