roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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