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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did it die Nothing died

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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