What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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