- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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