- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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