whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Nickelback

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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