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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

penis haha

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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