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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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