A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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