Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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children burning

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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penis

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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WEED!

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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