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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Mike tyson

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

I can't see my forehead

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