- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Stop being a centipede

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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