What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Girls

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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