whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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You smell like shit

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Spell: “This word”

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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