- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Good luck on your finals everyone!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Women's rights.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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